Once you get through these Halloween jokes, look ahead with some holiday jokes or our top 40 jokes for kids. You'll find these jokes for kids, and more silly jokes, fun facts, and tongue twisters on our Guide to Jokes for Kids and More Humor for Kids.

Introduction to Halloween Humor

Halloween isn’t just about scares and spooky costumes—it’s also the perfect time to share some funny Halloween jokes. When you want to entertain kids who can't wait for a Halloween party or to go trick-or-treating, these jokes are sure to tickle little funny bones. From classic ghost jokes that will have everyone howling with laughter, to skeleton jokes that are all about bone-rattling fun, there’s something here for every little monster and mummy. So gather your ghouls and goblins, and get ready to laugh your way through Halloween with these hilarious jokes for kids.

Silly Halloween Jokes for Kids

1. Why didn't the Zombie cross the road?

He didn't have the guts!

2. What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I-scream

3. What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music

4. Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?

They have no-body to love.

5. What do birds say on Halloween night?

Trick or tweet!

6. What do witches learn at school?

Spelling

7. What's a ghost's favorite game?

Hide-and-ghost-seek!

8. Why are cemeteries noisy?

All that coffin!

9. What's in a ghost's nose?

Boo-gers

10. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

11. Why was the baby ghost sad?

She wanted her mummy.

12. What animal is best at baseball?

A bat.

13. What do you call a witch's garage?

A broom closet!

14. Why do mummies have no friends?

Because they're all wrapped up in themselves.

15. How does Frankenstein get around?

In a monster truck!

16. Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Because you can see right through them.

17. What is Dracula's favorite breed of dog?

A bloodhound.

18. Why did the zombie stay home from school?

He felt rotten.

19. What instrument does a skeleton play?

The trombone.

20. What did one owl say to the other owl on October 31?

Happy Owl-een!

Pumpkin Puns

No Halloween is complete without a visit to the pumpkin patch—and no pumpkin patch is complete without a few good pumpkin puns! Pumpkins aren’t just for carving; they’re also perfect for cracking up your friends. Try these on for size!

21. Why was the jack o’ lantern afraid to cross the road?

Because it had no guts! 

22. What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes while trick or treating? 

A pun-kin! 

23. What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? 

Squash.

24. Where do pumpkins live? 

In the seedy part of town.

25. Why was the jack-o-lantern so forgetful? 

Because he's empty headed.

More Family-Friendly Halloween Fun

• Best Halloween Party Games for Teens

• Best Ghost Stories and Spooky Stories for Kids

• Halloween Crafts for Kids

• Check our calendar of events for libraries and children’s museums that host Halloween joke contests, story hours, and other Halloween activities.

Why Kids Love Halloween Jokes

When is a joke not a joke? When it’s more than just a reason to laugh; jokes for kids are tools for learning and growth. They learn word play and language and are an outlet for bonding and creativity. It’s also a safe way to take part in Halloween’s spookiness, but the silliness keeps it from being scary. Plus, it keeps kids entertained in the lead up to Halloween without candy!

FAQ’s About Halloween Jokes for Kids

What are the funniest Halloween jokes for kids?

Jokes with puns, silly ghosts, and friendly monsters are always hits.

Are Halloween jokes safe for school classrooms?

Yes, as long as they are clean, age-appropriate, and free of anything too scary.

Can I use Halloween jokes at parties?

Absolutely — they’re great icebreakers for both kids and adults!

What age group are Halloween jokes best for?

Ages 4–12, though teens and adults enjoy them too when jokes are clever. Honestly, some of these made me snigger out loud, even though they’re stupid.